Bahahaha. I've been watching endless episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on youtube, and of course I stumbled across the teeny weeny tiny slash fandom. Joike is almost as bad as Ray/Ray in Due South: Joel and Mike are only ever in the same room ONCE in the series. But I still find this idea adorable.
The lines and situation are ripped directly from a host segment, except Joel actually kisses Tom Servo. You can watch it right here --> [link]
MEDIA: Photoshop CS3. I don't know why I decided to handwrite the dialogue. Why not?